have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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