we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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