dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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