Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You don't make any sense
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