He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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