We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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