Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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