Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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