This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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