Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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