just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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