i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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