She went from zero to smokin in five shots
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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