i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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