She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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