Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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