My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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