Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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