my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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