So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
