I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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