did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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