i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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