sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I understand Curling. That high.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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