I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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