So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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