We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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