i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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