if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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