I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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