i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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