Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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