"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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