I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
It's never too late to be topless.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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