So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
be right there i have to get my cape
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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