I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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