Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize