somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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