so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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