Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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