you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Even my vagina gasped.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
