"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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