Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
