She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I have post one night stand depression
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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