I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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