WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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