508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things