I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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