So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
His hands were made for my vagina.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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