Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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