I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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