She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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